Send this to að smart woman Who needs a laugh

Nokkrir Góðir;

He said.... I DON'T know why you wear a bra; you've got
nothing to put in it. She Said.... You wear pants don't you???

How does a man show that he is planning for the future???
He buys two cases of beer.

What is the difference between men and government bonds??
The bonds mature.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A Widow.

og að lokum;

Man says to God; "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says; "So you would love her"
But God, the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says; "My son, I did that so she would love you."